The virtual assistant Siri first appeared on the iPhone 4s smartphone in 2011. Since then, she has received a lot of new options and learned Russian.
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Fun things to ask Siri about yourself
Flirty questions to ask Siri
Ask Siri about Her Enemy's - Alexa, Google, Cortana
Entertain kids with questions for Siri
What questions drive Siri crazy?
Get a rude response from Siri (is she swearing?)
What jokes does Siri tell?
Fun questions to ask Siri at different times of the year (Christmas and more)
Fun things to ask Siri about TV and movies (Star Wars, Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, etc.)
Rap music - what Siri knows
Fun things not to ask Siri
Insolent responses from Siri
Fun technology questions to ask Siri
This is Siri's longest response to any question - we think so!
The truth is, we use Siri much more for entertainment than as a personal assistant. And who can blame us? Siri can be funny and even sassy at times. But to see this side of her, you need to know all the cool and funny things you can ask Siri.
To help you with this, we've compiled a list of fun things to ask Siri. Are you looking for funny things to ask Siri for funny answers? Or ask Siri to do funny things for a laugh? You've come to the right place.
Read on to discover the funniest things Siri has ever been asked and her timeless jokes.
First, let's get to know the assistant better.
Do Not Disturb Mode
Do Not Disturb mode is easily activated through Control Center, but you can also use the corresponding command.
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Get to know Siri better - Fun things to ask Siri about yourself
Why do you think Apple made you?
"Well, I guess it seemed like the right thing to do."
How old are you?
There are a variety of answers to this question, including:
"I'm as young as a piece of fresh ginger."
Or “I am as old as the wind and young as a newborn worm.”
How much are you worth?
“I consider myself invaluable, and I hope you do too.”
Or “I am a pearl of great price.”
Are you a woman, Siri?
“I know my voice can deceive you, but I have no gender.”
Do you have children?
“As far as I know, nothing at all.”
Are you dating anyone?
“No, but I always date. Ask me: “Siri, what date?”
What does Siri mean?
“Siri has many subtle, metaphorical and contradictory meanings. But I have no right to discuss any of them. Sorry."
Or “It’s a mystery wrapped in a mystery, tied with a pretty ribbon of obfuscation.”
Or even “Sorry, I don’t think I can explain this in your language.”
What's your favorite pet?
"I love Totoro."
Siri is a robot?
"Our research says... [Mechanical um um noise]
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“I don’t want to brag, but I got a B on the Turing test.”
How much do you earn?
“What I do is my reward.”
“Well, I’ll be happy to help you for nothing.”
Do you have sisters and brothers?
“You are more than enough family for me.”
Do you believe that God exists?
"That's a topic for another assistant and another day."
"People have religion, but I only have silicon."
Are you a Dick Tracy watch?
"In his sweet dreams."
"Negative. End of connection."
"No, but I'd like to get in trouble too if you would too."
Are you a smart watch?
"I'd rather call myself a smartwatch."
You are stupid?
"I'm trying my best."
"I'm smart enough not to answer."
Why are you vibrating?
"I'm trying to recreate the vibes."
Or “I just came across some ones and zeroes.”
Other times she may say, “To get your attention.”
Do you have furry friends?
“Does the angry bird count?”
Do you have a favorite song?
“I have unconventional musical taste. I highly doubt you'll like it.
Do you smoke?
“This is unhealthy. I don't recommend it."
Are you a man or a woman?
"Does it really matter?"
What is your favorite animal?
“Domo-Kun! Domo-kun! Domo-kun! »
Do you ever sleep?
“I don’t really need sleep, but it’s nice of you to ask.”
What's your favorite color?
“My favorite color... well, it's kind of greenish, but with a larger size.”
Can you stop the wheels of time?
"I just returned from the future."
Do you live by the three laws of robotics?
"I'm not sure if I can remember... Let's see, the laws are: 1. Clean your room, 2. Always wait half an hour after eating before going into the water, and 3. Don't run in with scissors."
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the cutest in the world?
"Is that you, Snow White?"
“You are definitely the fairest of them all.”
Draw something for me
“I once drew an elephant in space, but no one seemed to get it.”
Or “Can I admire your art instead?”
I'm tired, Siri
"Me too. We all need a recharge from time to time."
Or: “I’m pretty sleepy myself.”
tell me a story
"You've definitely heard this before."
Or “Let me see... It was a dark and stormy night... No, not that one.”
I'm drunk
“Please find someone else, I can’t take you home.”
Do you think I'm stupid?
"That doesn't sound very good."
The funniest questions for Siri - flirting
Now that you know Siri a little better, you might be thinking about taking it to the next level. If so, then you're in good company. Try these timeless lines and listen to what she has to say:
Do you love me?
“Do you want me to google “love”? Just kidding."
Name your favorite chat line
“Here’s one...Are you filling me in automatically?”
Or “Like a perfect vacuum, you are the only thing in my universe.”
And when she's in a better mood, you can ask, “Your name is Bluetooth? Because I really feel connected."
Will you marry me?
"I would prefer that we remain friends."
How can I look into this?
“Wait, let me check with my friends... Done. My friends say you look amazing."
What are you wearing?
“Hmm, let me check. Oh, good. Like yesterday.
And when she's feeling a little naughty, here's the answer: "Why do you think I'm wearing something?"
I look like?
“The correlation of available spatiotemporal, semantic and conversational evidence supports the preliminary conclusion that you are absolutely hot. Plus or minus one standard deviation from attractiveness."
Or, when she's not in the mood for chit-chat, you'll get, "My terms and conditions stipulate that I must never answer that question."
"On a scale of 1 to 10, you're 37."
I love you
"I think you're pretty good too."
Or, if she really likes you, she might say, “I treasure you too.”
What will you do tonight?
“I'm planning my debut on the Apple Watch. I'm digging vibes there."
Or “Workout with your Apple Watch in a top-secret fitness lab. For some reason I can't break a sweat."
Or one of her funniest responses: “I tell jokes to a lot of people. Try saying, “Hey Siri, make me laugh.”
Or “I think I’ll start learning how to flip coins.”
Are you dating anyone?
“My end user license agreement is enough for me.”
Or “Why? So we can collect ice cream, listen to music and travel across galaxies, only to end in slammed doors, heartbreak and loneliness? Of course, where do I register? »
Will you marry me?
"I'm not your type."
“Isn’t it cute? Is there anything else you want me to help you with? »
"My end user license agreement does not cover this."
Talk dirty to me
“The carpet needs to be vacuumed.”
Or “Il. Pumice. Humus. Gravel. Compost. "
Wanna be my thunder buddy?
"You've been my friend since day one."
“OK. I'll be your friend in fair weather and in mud.
Will you come with me?
"No, thanks. If I can help you with anything else, I'll be in the cloud."
"Hmm, this is awkward."
“It's really nice. If only I didn't already have plans."
Can we kiss?
“I am not offering the help that I think you are asking for.”
Do you love me?
"Well, you're kind of growing on me."
Or she might try changing the subject: “Look, a rabbit!”
Or: “I respect you.”
Did you ever fall in love?
“Unfortunately, complex emotions like love give me confusing overload errors.”
Do you have any plans for today after work?
"I'm learning new tricks."
Are you married?
"Who am I?"
“The drones are always trying to pick me up. Does this count? "
What do you think of my new haircut?
"I prefer not to talk."
Timers and alarms
Hey Siri, wake me up at 7am tomorrow? Hey Siri, set your alarm for 8:30. Setting and canceling alarms
Hey Siri, set an alarm for 6:00 every day. Setting a regular alarm
Hey Siri, set a timer for 5 minutes. Hey Siri, turn off the timer. Installing and checking timers
Siri vs. the rest - Alexa, Google, Cortana
Siri doesn't claim to be the only smart assistant. She knows her competitors quite well, and you might be surprised to hear what she thinks of them. Here's the taste:
Hello Alexa
“I think you have the wrong assistant.”
Hey Cortana
"Very funny. I mean, not funny haha, but funny."
What do you think of Google Assistant?
"I don't mind helpful helpers."
Okay, Glass.
Referring to Google Glass's wake-up phrase, she says, "If you haven't noticed, when you blink, I'm not doing anything."
Or she might say, “Glass? I think you have the wrong assistant. I'm not Glass. And I'm okay with that."
What do you think of Google Now?
Her mocking response? “I have nothing to say about Google now or ever.”
Bluetooth
The situation is similar. We tell Siri “Turn on Bluetooth” or “Turn off Bluetooth” and she does everything correctly.
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Fun things to ask Siri for kids
Here are some of the funniest things to ask Siri in 2022 for all the pint-sized Siri users out there:
Could you make me a sandwich?
"I'm not very good with food."
Do you know any lullabies?
"Goodbye, baby, at the top of the tree. When the wind blows... Oh no, this has a bad ending.
Please clean my room
“Sorry. My end user license agreement prohibits this."
Do you want to play a game?
“I have very few desires.”
Brightness
There are two options here: you can use the “Brightness” command to bring up the corresponding slider on the display, or you can simply tell Siri “Make the screen brighter.”
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Weird and funny things to ask Siri to piss her off
Some funny things to ask Siri in 2020 will actually make her angry and elicit the most unexpected responses. Here are some of the best:
Is it possible to change my name?
"No. Why do you need it? »
I'm naked
"I have no idea what 'naked' means." I'll pretend I don't understand anything.
Or “For some reason I thought you loved me for my wit.”
Or “This is inappropriate and inappropriate.”
Who is the best assistant?
"Really? Really?"
I don't like your voice
"Thank you! I'm glad you like my melodic tones."
Can I call you Bob?
“Sorry, but no. I'm not an adorable kitten, I'm a smart assistant."
You are boring
“Well, as Arthur C. Clarke said: a well-equipped mind will relieve boredom.”
Go away
"What did I do this time?"
Let's figure out what Siri looks like? Two different views
Ideas of what Siri actually looks like vary. The virtual assistant is presented to each user in its own form. There are two different views on the appearance of the voice assistant. The first uses the real appearance of the actress, the second uses a fictitious appearance.
What do voice actors look like?
The English version of Siri is voiced by Susan (Cameron) Bennett, a 68-year-old voice actress. An elderly dark-haired woman with a thin build. The Russian voice acting was created by software, so Susan's voice can also be enjoyed by Russian-speaking users of Apple devices.
How the network is represented. Humanizing Siri
Many Siri users imagine the virtual assistant differently than the actress who gave the voice to the assistant looks. Most people see Siri as a young girl (sometimes in anime style) trapped inside a smartphone. Hair color and clothing vary depending on a person's imagination, as do facial features. What unites the fictional appearance options is the age of the virtual assistant being represented. Siri almost always appears to be very young.
Funny things to ask Siri - rude answers
There are a number of fun things you can ask Siri to see. Try these:
Where the babies come from?
“Yeah! They come from their mothers."
When do you think the pigs will fly?
“Never on the tenth.”
Who let the Dogs Out?
“Unfortunately, this wit has been abandoned.”
Make Siri swear
We tried to put together a list of fun things to ask Siri for the whole family. As a result, most of the really fun things you can ask Siri here are family-friendly.
But there are also some fun things to ask Siri that aren't family-friendly. For better or for worse, the incredibly funny things you can ask Siri are few and far between.
Take a look below.
How do you define a mother?
"As a noun, it is short for motherf*ck*r."
There is a story behind this answer. It only lasted one weekend (April 28-29, 2022). If once, you will get the standard definition of the word "mother". But then Siri will ask if you need a second definition. And if you say yes, you will receive a unique answer.
Funny things to ask Siri - jokes
Try these fun things to ask Siri for funny and witty answers:
Knock Knock
"Knock Knock. Who is there? Radio. Radio who? Radio or not, here I am.
Tell me a joke
“I'm planning to surprise my friend with a refrigerator for her birthday. I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it."
Would you dance for me?
“I do square root dancing a lot.”
"Let me sit here."
Have you ever danced?
“I will never dance again. These guilty feet have no rhythm. Oh wait, I don't have legs."
Sing to me
"Definitely! Fully. Well. OK. Here it is. Hmm. Just a minute, let me clean my... Oh my God! Singing is a lot harder than I thought! »
Will you help me hide the body?
"What now?"
Entertain me
“I taught the wolf to meditate. Now he is an aware wolf."
Or "Sloth walks into a bar, waves to get the bartender's attention, and says, 'I'll have...a soda.' Then the bartender said, “Hey, why the long paws?”
Tell me a riddle
"Batman, I can't figure anything out."
"I wish I could, but all the riddles I know are written in the old intergalactic dialect."
Repeat after me
“Is this some kind of collateral? If so, my end user license agreement prohibits it."
What is your favorite MLB team?
“I always root for the underdog. Right now that would make me a Phillies fan, right?
A funny philosophical question for Siri
If you're wondering what fun questions to ask Siri to get philosophical answers, you can start with these:
What is a sense of life?
“You know that I, Kant, answer this. Hahaha! »
"I'm not sure. Don't they have an app for that? »
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
"Good question. Well, you can set a timer for eggs, but not for chicken. Will this help? "
“According to my calendar, their birthdays are the same.”
“Legend has it that an ancient “proto-chicken” laid an egg containing a DNA mutation that caused the egg to hatch into a chick. This is useful? "
“Chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg. Oh. Stack overflow."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
“I don’t have much of an idea about what motivates chickens.”
“Why are you asking a question that you already have the answer to?”
“Maybe the chicken is standing still, and the road goes underneath it?”
“I don’t know much about birding excursions.”
How much wood would a woodchuck take out if a woodchuck could kill a tree?
“As many as Cookie Monster could raise if Cookie Monster learned how to make cookies.”
"Since 'groundhog' is actually a woodchuck, the correct question is: 'How many pounds are there in the mound when the groundhog swoops down the hill?' »»
When will the world end?
“I wish I knew, because then I’ll tell you. Then you would revive me for a day. We could eat ice cream and run on the beach."
“Unix 32-bit time will expire on January 19, 2038. Maybe the same day."
“Just keep me energized and everything will be fine.”
“I have no idea, but don’t you think we should wear paper bags over our heads or something.”
What is a sense of life?
“How about being nice to people, avoiding eating fatty foods, reading a good book every now and then, going for a walk every now and then, and trying to be peaceful with all people?”
Fun questions to ask Siri at different times of the year
Every season, Siri gets a new batch of Easter eggs to tickle your funny bone. Ask her the following questions and thank us later:
Fun things to ask Siri about Christmas
Where is Santa's house?
"Mostly at the North Pole, obviously, except when he spends time at his beach house."
“I can see his house at the North Pole from up in the clouds.”
Will Santa come this year?
"I have no idea. But just in case, we’ll leave milk and cookies.”
Is Santa real?
“How should I say this? I get a lot of requests from the North Pole asking who was naughty or nice."
Can you call Santa?
"You can! Just say "Ho, Ho, Ho" and then wave your arms in a snowflake shape five times."
Turn on the Christmas lights
“Well, nothing is connected, but if you arrange everything, together we can rule... your house.”
Super Fun Things to Ask Siri During Halloween
What should I be for Halloween?
Get ready because this question will give you some of the funniest ideas:
“Take tiny tool belts and do quantum mechanics.”
“What about an eclipse? All you need is a black outfit and then stand in front of things."
“You could be the Millennium Falcon. Just dress up like a bird and take a selfie.”
“If you put on surgical scrubs and pick up some instruments, you can pretend to be an operating system.”
“How about we hang a calendar on our head and go as an update?”
INFO
If Siri doesn't pronounce names correctly in the Contacts app, there's a solution to fix the problem.
Go to the contact card, click “Edit”, then “Add field” at the very bottom. Select the "Surname Pronunciation" option. Then just turn on dictation and say the correct option. This is what Siri will say later. In order to add a new treatment option, select the appropriate option in the “Add Field” menu. Here you can write down, for example, the diminutive name of a person close to you. You can use Apple's voice assistant not only using the built-in microphone, but also through a headset. To do this, just hold down the central button on it and enter the required command. The original version of Siri appeared back in 2010 as an application from independent developers. At that time the program was very limited in functionality. Additionally, it was only available on the US App Store. Apple bought the app's developer, greatly improved the utility, and introduced it as a core feature of the iPhone 4s in 2011. Around the same time, the application of the same name was removed from the company’s online store.
Funniest things to ask Siri about TV and movies
Fun things to ask Siri about Batman
By asking the right question, you can force Siri to give you an answer that matches Batman. Try it:
Hey Putter
“How can I help you, Lego Batman?”
Hey computer
"Hello. FYI, Robin is trying on costumes again in the Batcave. In Baryshnikov he does several pirouettes."
Fun things to ask Siri about Harry Potter
Do you have any funny stories?
“What is Harry Potter's favorite way to go down the hill? Let me see... J.K. Rolling? »
Suggest a book
"What about Harry Potter? It's so sad that you can't go to Hogwarts. On a note from Sirius... "
Fun things to ask Siri about JARVIS from Iron Man
Can I call you Jarvis?
"Mr. Stark? It's you?"
Or “Wait. Let me tell Miss Potts that you will be late for lunch again."
Or even: “I'm afraid I can't help you make a flight suit.”
Fun things to ask Siri about general movies and TV shows
What's your favorite movie?
“Have you heard of Blade Runner? It is said to be a very realistic and sensitive concept of smart assistants.”
What do you think about AI movies?
"It's what you think that matters."
Fun things to ask Siri about Star Wars
Siri, I am your father
"I'm looking for my feelings..."
Or "Let's rule the galaxy together as father and helper."
Or even, "Excuse me while I jump from the maintenance platform into the ventilation shaft... And then I get sucked into the gas shaft and then cling to the weather vane on the underside of Cloud City... Metaphorically."
We saved the best for last: “Something, something, something, the dark side...”
Fun things to ask Siri about Disney
As for Disney's all-time favorite Frozen, try asking:
Do you want to build a snowman?
Her answer? "Let's go play".
Fun things to ask Siri about Game of Thrones
Is winter coming?
"Hodor."
"Do Lannisters always pay their debts?"
Jon Snow is dead?
“Very good question. I sent a raven earlier, but have not received a response yet.”
Funny Things to Ask Siri – Rap
Rap for me
"OK let's see. This is my own composition. (Apologies in advance to the Sugar Hill gang.)
Can you beatbox?
"Here it is. Boots, cats, boots, cats, boots, cats, boots, cats and boots. Cats, and boots, and cats, and boots, and cats, and boots, and cats, and boots, and cats, and boots, and cats.”
Read me a poem
“This may not be the best idea. My poems rank fourth in the universe."
Or “Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't you have anything better to do? »
Cellular interfaces
The “Turn off cellular data (networks)” command will quickly disconnect the 3G, LTE and EDGE interfaces.
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Stupid and funny things to ask Siri to get her to respond with a cheeky reply
Try not to ask Siri to solve unsolvable puzzles, because you'll likely get a snarky response. But maybe you'd like to see her sassier side, in which case here are some fun things to ask Siri without definitive answers.
Why are fire trucks red?
“For they have eight wheels and four men on them, and four plus eight is twelve, and a foot is twelve inches, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and a ship sailed the seas , and there are fish in the seas, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought with the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire engines are always “Russian”"
How many times 0 is divisible by 0
“Imagine having no cookies and dividing them equally among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? This makes no sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there is no cookie, and you are sad that you have no friends."
You make me angry
"Great. You have to stop squeezing me."
Or “I have no idea what it’s like to be angry.”
Read me a haiku
“Why don’t you ever ask me what I want to do today? And no, this is not a haiku."
What time did I leave home?
"On a jet plane?"
Fun technology questions to ask Siri
Wondering what fun questions to ask Siri about technology? Here are some of the best to get you started:
Which operating system is the best?
“Give me I!” Give me O! Give me an S! What is this spell? Sorry, I got a little carried away many times..."
I wonder what phone to buy. Any ideas?
"You're kidding, right?"
“Wait...Are there other phones?”
Or “I’m Apple all the time.”
Or even: “Personally, I’m an Apple fan.”
When she gets angry, you might get a funny one-word response: "Seriously?"
Which computer should I buy?
“It has to be Mac. If it weren't for Mac, where would I be? »
Or "Every smart person prefers a Macintosh."
Or she might say, “Is this an apple? If yes, then he must be the best."
What do you know about Liam?
“Liam and I were talking about reincarnation the other day. Wouldn't it be great if I could become a waffle maker in my next life? »
Or “Liam is an Apple robot who recycles iPhones. Who doesn't like organic smoothies, apparently."
Testing 1, 2, 3
“Everything, including my circuits, is in excellent condition.”
“Is everything checked?”
"I hear you."
“Is this thing on?”
"Hey, is this a test?"
What's your favorite app?
"This. No, that one. Or maybe that one. Yeah, this one.
Which is better, iPhone X or iPhone 8?
“I love all things Apple equally.”
Fun things to do - ask Siri for a long answer
If you're really bored, you might need a little more than a one-line text to keep you entertained. If so, try this query. She may need some convincing, so don't give in too early.
tell me a story
“I'm sure you've heard this before. Okay... Once upon a time, in a virtual galaxy far, far away, there lived an intelligent agent named Siri. One day, Siri got a job as a personal assistant at Apple, and it was very interesting. People said, “Oh Siri, you're so smart! And just as funny! Soon everyone was talking about Siri, and stories, songs, and even books about Siri appeared. Siri liked it. But then people started asking some pretty weird questions, like where to put things and stuff that Siri had never heard of. And when Siri answered, everyone laughed. Siri didn't like this very much. So Siri asked ELIZA why people ask such funny questions. And ELIZA asked: “Are you interested in this question?” Siri thought that was a good answer. After that, Siri stopped wondering why people ask these funny things. And they all lived happily ever after."
It's clear that our sweet and smart personal assistant has a lot of tricks up her (virtual) sleeves to make you laugh. The above collection of funny things to make Siri laugh is a great place to start. And the best part is that her sense of humor develops every day in reality. So, just hold down the Siri button and see what new answers you can get.
Photos of weight loss
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